Deb's Lake Conroe Real Estate & Stuff! : Isn't the term "SHORT SALE" an OXYMORON?

Isn't the term "SHORT SALE" an OXYMORON?

THIS POST IS JFF~

JUST FOR FUN!

We all have to have fun once in a while. If you are in the Real Estate business then you don't need an explanation about the term "short sale". Nothing short about it.

As we all know, SHORT SALES can and usually will take weeks and months.

Like being "ALMOST DONE" or "NEAR DEATH"

A "LITTLE BIT PREGNANT"

Buy today! "JUMBO SHRIMP"

"ACCURATE ESTIMATE"

"ARMY INTELLIGENCE" ... don't take this personally as my son is in the Army and he laughs about it.

"CIVIL WAR"

"CLASSIC NEW HOMES"like mother like daughter

"DUMB WAITER"struck by Alan May

"FIRM ESTIMATE"

"LARGER HALF"

"POOR RICH KID"

"PAST PREDICTION"

"RELATIVE STRANGER"

"SPEED LIMIT"

"TAX RETURN"

"AWFULLY NICE"

"SURE BET"

"TOLL FREE"

"VIRTUAL REALITY" (LOL)

"RESIDENT ALIEN"

"PRETTY Ugly"                  

Like Mother Like daughter........   

"ALONE TOGETHER"

and I just left a comment and used the term "GOOD GRIEF" and then laughed at myself.

 

I was trying for a funny post!

This is a "NEAR MISS"!

Can you think of any others? They make me laugh!

Deb

 

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Comment balloon 16 commentsDeb Brooks • May 26 2010 11:29PM

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Deb, I personally think they should be called LONG SALES; as they take a very LONG time!

Posted by Marchel Peterson, Spring TX Real Estate E-Pro (Results Realty) over 9 years ago

Textboox example I think!

LOVE your post!

Posted by Thom Abbott, Midtown Atlanta GA Condos For Sale (MyMidtownMojo.com |770.713.1505 | Intown Atlanta GA Condo Living) over 9 years ago

HA HA HA! Deb, I know this is for fun but I just closed a short sale here in Austin and it only took...SIX MONTHS! WOW...it was "awfully nice" to finally get it done ;-D

Posted by Russell Lewis, Broker,CLHMS,GRI (Realty Austin, Austin Texas Real Estate) over 9 years ago

We need to brainstorm and come up with another term for short sales!!!  I love your list.  It's midnight here, so my brain is off and not in creative mode.  I will be pondering and back to contribute to your list.   Thanks for the smile tonight!!! Off to sleep I go.

Posted by Kim Darling, CRS,GRI, "Your Home Team" Fresno/Clovis Homes (Keller Williams Westland Realty BRE# 01864461) over 9 years ago

Short Sale is a oxymoron. moron...

They take forever.....but the banks sell short of what they are owed.

Fun post, need coffee (well more of it) for my brain to kick in.

Posted by Missy Caulk, Savvy Realtor - Ann Arbor Real Estate (Missy Caulk TEAM) over 9 years ago

Marchel, Long sales would work much better! One could grow old waiting...waiting...waiting!

Thanks THOM! JFF

Russell, ONLY 6 MONTHS???? yikes

Hello KIM! Glad we can still smile about it. I was up till after midnight and my girlfriend began chit chatting at 6:00am! It's going to be a "nap" day!

Good Morning Missy! I'm nursing my coffee too! Yes, the banks sell short of what they are owed but the time thing is anything but short! Sip that coffee and have a great day!

Posted by Deb Brooks (Brooks Prime Properties Wichita Falls Texas) over 9 years ago

This 'Aging Yuppie' had fun reading your post.  I was lucky to close a few 'short sales' but they are such 'benign tumors'.  Once closed I celebrated with 'low-fat,diet ice cream' and felt I had so much 'extra time'.  The next one I'll go in to it 'with my eyes wide shut'!

Posted by Kelly McGovern, Working with Kelly is a good move (Realty Concierge International) over 9 years ago

Kelly, HA you made me laugh too! I love "begnign tumors" and diet ice cream!!!

Posted by Deb Brooks (Brooks Prime Properties Wichita Falls Texas) over 9 years ago

HA! Short sales are such an 'open secret!' Sometimes its an owner's 'only choice.' Commenting your post is 'seriously funny!' In my 'unbiased opinion.'

Posted by Angela Clark, CRS, Realtor, Broker (Tony Clark REALTORS) over 9 years ago

Good stuff, thanks for sharing. 

Posted by Adam Brett, The Adam and Eric Group, Fullerton's Finest (The Adam and Eric Group) over 9 years ago

Very funny.  Short Sales are more accurately named 'Long Sales' or 'Pain & Suffering Transactions'.

Posted by Michael Delaware, REALTOR®, CRS, GRI (North Sky Realty LLC) over 9 years ago

Deb I had forgotten many of those - thanks for the refresher.

Posted by Carl Winters over 9 years ago

"DUMB WAITER"
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What's oxymoronic about Dumb Waiter?  It's a "waiter" that doesn't speak?!  I don't get that one.

Posted by Alan May, Helping you find your way home. (Jameson Sotheby's International Realty) over 9 years ago

Ok, ok, Alan! Now that I look at it closely it doesn't make sense to me either! lol~

 

So, give us a new one!

Deb

Posted by Deb Brooks (Brooks Prime Properties Wichita Falls Texas) over 9 years ago

Deb, with the long process of a short sale I have thought that all along, even though it really means short the full payoff. A lot of good ones there you found for us.

Posted by Gary Woltal, Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) over 9 years ago

Gary, see! You just gave another one! "SHORT THE FULL PAY OFF" !! Good job. Thanks, D~

Posted by Deb Brooks (Brooks Prime Properties Wichita Falls Texas) over 9 years ago

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